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PostSubject: HAHA PICK UP LINES HAHA   HAHA PICK UP LINES HAHA EmptyMon Jun 22, 2009 10:13 pm

I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed rock.

I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.

Your body's name must be Visa, because it's everywhere I want to be.

Let's do breakfast tomorrow. Should I call you or nudge you?

Yo Baby, you be my Dairy Queen, I'll be your Burger King, you treat me right, and I'll do it your way.

Is it that cold out or are you just smuggling tic-tac's.

You with those curves, and me with no brakes ...

Aw, girl, I'm gonna have to put you on my "To Do" List!

Save a horse -- ride a cowboy.

Your eyes are as blue as window cleaner.

Inheriting eighty million bucks doesn't mean much when you have a weak heart.

If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon.

What do you say we go back to my crib and do some math: Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply

Your place or mine? Tell you what? I'll flip a coin. Head at my place, tail at yours

Love is a sensation, caused by a temptation, to feel penetration. a guy sticks his location in a girl's destination, to increase the population for the next generation, did you get my explanation, or do you need a demonstration?

I have a six inch tongue and I can breath through my ears

My boys over there bet that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the room. Want to buy some drinks with their money?
You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.

I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you.

Man - Excuse me, want to dance?
Woman - No.
Man - Maybe you didn't hear me ... I said you look really fat in those pants!

I love the way you move...like butter on a bald monkey.

Do you work for UPS? 'Cause I swear I saw you checking out my package!

You're ugly but you intrigue me.

No, I'm not a cop. What can I get for fifty bucks?

Man - Fat Penguin !
Woman - WHAT?
Man - I just wanted to say something that would break the ice.

I've had quite a bit to drink, and you're beginning to look pretty good

Man - Do you like to dance?
Woman - Yes !
Man - Well then, could you go dance so I can talk to your friend?

Will you play army men with me.. so I can blow the hell out of you !

Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns.

Is it cold in here, or are you just happy to see me.

Do you sleep on your stomach? No. Can I?

Wow! Are those real?

There must be a keg in your pants, cuz I want to tap that ***.

I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hand.

Excuse me, miss, do you give head to strangers? No. Well, then, allow me to introduce myself.

True, there are a lot of fish in the sea, but you're the only one I'd like to catch and mount back at my place.

Why do I have a pierced tongue? You'll soon find out.

Hey baby, will you be my love buffet so I can lay you on the table and take what I want?

How about you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up?

I'd like to kiss you passionately on the lips, then move up to your belly button.

You must work at Subway, 'cause you just gave me a footlong

If you were a buger I would pick you first.

If I let you suck on my tongue would you be greatful?

Nice Shoes. Wanna ****?

I'd like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feed bag.

You remind me of my Grandma except I haven't slept with you yet.

You stole my heart. But that's okay; I have another one at home in the fridge.

Are you free tonight or is it gonna cost me?

I wish you were a carousel at Wal-Mart so I could ride you all day long for just a quarter!!

Hey babe, do you realize that my mouth can generate over 750 psi?

Why don't you get down on your knees and smile like a doughnut?

The word of the day is legs. Let's go back to my crib and spread the word.

If your left leg is Thanksgiving, and your right leg is Christmas, can I visit you between the holidays?

Can I touch your belly button...from the inside?


I lost my teddy bear will you sleep whith me ?

I'm new in town, could I have directions to your house.

Can I borrow your phone number, I seem to have lost mine.

Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.

Be unique and different, say yes.

Are your pants from outer space? 'cause your butt is out of this world.

Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?

I must be in heaven cause I've seen an angel

You're like milk, I want to make you a part of my complete breakfast.

I'm not actually this tall. I'm sitting on my wallet.

I know milk does a body good, but damn girl, how much have you been drinking?

Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.

Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.

Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?


here must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.

Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.

That's a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

If I could rewrite the alphabet, I would put U and I together.

If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous.

Are you a parking ticket? 'cause you got fine-fine-fine written all over ya.

Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet.

If I said you had a great body, would you hold it against me?

Girl, you must be tired 'cause you've been running through my mind all day!
Did you fart, cause you blew me away.

Are your parents retarded, 'cause you sure are special

My Love for you is like diarrahia ... I can't hold it in

Do you have a library card, 'cause I'd like to sign you out.

Is there a mirror in your pants? Because I can see myself in them.

Are you a gardner, 'cos I want to put your tulips and my tulups together

You've got all the curves, and I got all the angles

I can't make a cherry pop, but I can make a bananna cream

If you and I were Squirrels, I'd store my nuts in your hole

Hey do you live on a chicken farm? 'cos you're really good at raising cocks

f you were a bugger I'd pick you first

Hello sugar not you the other lump!

I'm like novicane, Give me time I always work.

Nice legs what time do they open.

You're like a prize mouth bass... I don't know if I should mount you or eat you.

Wanna come upp for some sex and pizza?
... Whats the matter, you dont like pizza?

Hey baby, you must be a sweater 'cos you got me feeling warm all over

Check the girls clothing tag then say --> "Thats what I thought...made in heaven"

If I were to ask you for sex, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?

You're last name should be Campbells, cus your mmmm... GOOD

Tell me something, girl. Did it hurt when you fell out of heaven?

Your name must be cheerios...cuz you seem healthy for my heart.

Girl are you tired, cuz youve been running through my mind all day

Is your dad in jail? Cuz he stole the stars and put them in your eyes.

I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you?

Hey baby, You must be from Tennesee........cause your the only Ten-I-See

Exuse me miss, are you a Hostess? Because you've got some sweet cakes!!

You Dropped something , "My jaw"


You ain't the HOTTEST guy here tonight, but beauty is only a light-switch away!

So ya wanta put your pickle in my juicy jar!!!

Is your dad a terrorist? Cuz you da bomb!

Lets play Pearl Harber, I lay down and you blow me to heaven

Is that dress felt ? Would you like it to be.

What's a big girl like you doing in a small town like this.

Lets play house, you be the screandoor and i'll bang you all night long.

Sure its a needle but it moves like a sewing machine

You wanna come over to my house and play battleship. I can show you my destroyer
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Number of posts : 204
Location : Iowa FTW?GO HAWKS
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Registration date : 2009-06-01

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PostSubject: Re: HAHA PICK UP LINES HAHA   HAHA PICK UP LINES HAHA EmptyThu Jun 25, 2009 5:52 am

Yo Baby, you be my Dairy Queen, I'll be your Burger King, you treat me right, and I'll do it your way.
I loled
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I pray fite I
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Number of posts : 53
Location : in ur basment xD
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Registration date : 2009-06-23

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PostSubject: Re: HAHA PICK UP LINES HAHA   HAHA PICK UP LINES HAHA EmptyThu Jun 25, 2009 7:08 pm

rofl xD these are hallaroius.
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pop dat jawn

Number of posts : 31
Age : 32
Location : STL
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Dat jawn pop
Registration date : 2009-06-11

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PostSubject: Re: HAHA PICK UP LINES HAHA   HAHA PICK UP LINES HAHA EmptyThu Jun 25, 2009 7:25 pm

you could add this one:

Do you like astronomy? Cuz I wanna get in UrAnus!
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Registration date : 2009-06-15

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PostSubject: Re: HAHA PICK UP LINES HAHA   HAHA PICK UP LINES HAHA EmptyThu Jun 25, 2009 7:41 pm

Lol! nice jokes well sayings there funny lolz. Razz

- Skillers. Very Happy
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Registration date : 2009-03-01

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PostSubject: Re: HAHA PICK UP LINES HAHA   HAHA PICK UP LINES HAHA EmptyThu Jun 25, 2009 7:53 pm

ROFL
i like turtles.
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PostSubject: Re: HAHA PICK UP LINES HAHA   HAHA PICK UP LINES HAHA EmptyTue Jul 07, 2009 9:17 pm

Tell me something, girl. Did it hurt when you fell out of heaven? this one is sick! yo ima try it lmfao
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You stole my heart. But that's okay; I have another one at home in the fridge.

Lol, i would love to see the look on their face tongue
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Do you belive in love at first sight or shall I walk past again?
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