DanXD
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Registration date : 2009-05-24
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 Subject: 12 Inch Pianist Sun Jun 14, 2009 5:22 pm |
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One evening this drunk walks into a bar, sits down, and happens to notice a 12" tall man standing on the bar. Astonished, the man asks the guy next to him; "What the hell is that?" The guy next to him replies "He's a pianist!", to which the drunk replied "Horse ****, your pulling my leg" So the guy next to him picks up the 12" man , grabs some books, and props the little man up to the piano. Sure enough, this little man started hammerin out all the favorite tunes of the bars' patrons. Stunned, the drunk asks "That little guy is cool, where the hell did you get him"? The fella told the drunk how he had found a genie bottle out in the alley, rubbed it til a genie appeared, and was granted one wish. All of a sudden the drunk hauls *** out the back door, finds the bottle, and starts rubbing it: when all of a sudden a genie pops out and grants him one wish. In a slur, the drunk asks "I wish for a million bucks". All of a sudden, the sky turns black and overhead a million ducks come flying overhead shittin all over him. Angrily, the drunk runs back inside, slams the door and begins cursing "You son of a *****, I found that genie bottle and wished for a million bucks and all of a sudden there are a million ducks shitting all over my new suit." The fella started laughing and wildly exclaimed "You don't really think I wished for a 12" pianist do you?"
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Oblivious
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| Subject: Re: 12 Inch Pianist Sun Jun 14, 2009 7:26 pm |
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LOOOLLL I get it!
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mitx
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| Subject: Re: 12 Inch Pianist Sun Jun 14, 2009 10:32 pm |
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Gooot it :DD
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barrowpk
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| Subject: Re: 12 Inch Pianist Mon Jun 15, 2009 3:51 am |
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AHAHA I GOT ITT!
Moreplzmore plzzzzz 
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Lil Flamez
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| Subject: Re: 12 Inch Pianist Mon Jun 15, 2009 5:31 am |
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LOL.
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yesterday
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| Subject: Re: 12 Inch Pianist Tue Jun 16, 2009 12:57 am |
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ROFLMAO
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maxed pure
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| Subject: Re: 12 Inch Pianist Sun Jun 21, 2009 8:25 pm |
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im lost did he wish for a 12' penis?
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One Legand
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| Subject: Re: 12 Inch Pianist Sun Jun 21, 2009 9:33 pm |
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yes he did thats the point of the story lol
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